Showing posts with label premature ejaculation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label premature ejaculation. Show all posts

Monday, June 16, 2008

The Femcon


Who the hell uses female condoms?! Seriously. What kinda sissy-boy is out there using a female condom? I would (almost) rather not get any. Condoms are a necessary evil, female condoms are plain unnecessary. First of all, if a guy even posseses one, I'd be suspicious. Why would he have one of those, instead of, like, 500 normal condoms? Is he planning to have sex with a girl who's gonna say "You know what, let's use a female condom today. Normally your 4-inch semi-flaccid penis and premature ejacuation, and my vaginal dryness, is disappointing enough, but today I don't want to experience a second of physical sensation either." I don't think anyone enjoys using those polyurethane anti-awesome devices. And if a chick owns one, she's probably a sex educator who stole it from work, or a sadist who was just waiting for the day you didn't have a normal condom and had to either settle for the femcon or become Jack Mehoff. Those things are not cool.