Who the hell uses female condoms?! Seriously. What kinda sissy-boy is out there using a female condom? I would (almost) rather not get any. Condoms are a necessary evil, female condoms are plain unnecessary. First of all, if a guy even posseses one, I'd be suspicious. Why would he have one of those, instead of, like, 500 normal condoms? Is he planning to have sex with a girl who's gonna say "You know what, let's use a female condom today. Normally your 4-inch semi-flaccid penis and premature ejacuation, and my vaginal dryness, is disappointing enough, but today I don't want to experience a second of physical sensation either." I don't think anyone enjoys using those polyurethane anti-awesome devices. And if a chick owns one, she's probably a sex educator who stole it from work, or a sadist who was just waiting for the day you didn't have a normal condom and had to either settle for the femcon or become Jack Mehoff. Those things are not cool.
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