Saturday, June 27, 2009

Who Would Wanna Be King?

The show is over, the lights are dim, but the crowd aint leave, they want to stay with him.
They want him to dance,

they want him to sing.

But the show is over, the mic is gone,
and the crowd is still here, to see him perform.
They want one more chance,

who would wanna be king?

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Why Study When I Can Blog About Leon & Usher?

CIA Director Leon Panetta is accusing former Vice President and First Dick, Richard Cheney, of "gallow politics," stating that he feels like Cheney almost wants the country to be attacked, so that he can prove that he's right about President Obama being a no-good nigger.

Oh, my bad, that's not what he said.

He said that he feels like Cheney almost wishes the country would be attacked so that he can be proven right about Obama's decisions on Gitmo and reversing Bush policies putting the America's national security in jeopardy. The AP quotes Panetta as saying, "It's almost, a little bit, gallows politics. When you read behind it, it's almost as if he's wishing that this country would be attacked again, in order to make his point. I think that's dangerous politics."

Electrifying conclusion: I toooold niggas that names like Leon and Leroy and Rufus are white names originally. Niggas in Africa aint have names like that. Those aint black names. Those are white names! Old-ass white names man, look it up. Yeah, brothers done cornered the market on those names (we're working on Melvin and Jarvis now too), but like I said, that wasn't always us. Anyway, um, yeah, fuck Cheney. And let's be honest; it's not just that he wishes an attack on us. He's PLOTTING one. Again. Some people will do anything to be right.

Scientists brought back alive an organism that has been dead (they call it reawakening it from hibernation, but I aint for that description) for 120,00 years. AOL science news says, "A small purple microbe that spent more than 120,000 years in hibernation deep beneath a Greenland ice sheet is alive again. Scientists at Pennsylvania State University revived the bug in a lab by warming it in an incubator over the course of 11 months, Scientific American reported.
The bacterium, which was found under nearly two miles of ice, began producing fresh colonies when it was reawakened. Scientists say the discovery suggests that dormant life could be revived from ice particles taken from Mars sometime in the future."

Electrifying conclusion: They say that it's a harmless microbe. F-ck outta here. I watch movies and cartoons and sh-t, so I know 'bout stuff like this. No organism waits 120,000 years to come back to life and be harmless. Evil beings hellbent on world conquest are very patient. It's already reproducing, according to the article. Why is money spent on this? Why do these niggas want there to be life on Mars so bad? Life that they want to re-animate if it's dead, bring to Earth, and possibly take over our planet, kill us off, and try to bring us back to life a million years from now? Is having a black president sooo bad, that they're willing to risk bringing in killer space invaders to not have to follow him? I mean, I'm joking, but with Cheney saying that he'd rather Limbaugh be the face of the GOP than Colin Powel, it only makes sense that the ol' Skull & Bones set would just as soon put our country's (and world's) fate in the hands of Marvin the Martian before they'd give the reigns to a brother. Which always makes me question if he really even has the reigns. Because the people put him in that position, and from what I've seen in my time, the people don't really have any power in this land. So does the person the people put into power have any real power? Maybe not. But that's one man's opinion.

That's a wrap y'all! Usher and Tameka filed for divorce (shocking!). People says, "Usher has filed for divorce from wife Tameka Foster Raymond. The R&B star filed the petition Friday in Superior Court in Atlanta, court records show. The couple, who got married in August 2007, have two sons together, Usher Raymond V, 18 months, and Naviyd, 6 months. Usher, 30, and his wife of nearly two years, 38, have been leading separate lives for months, sources tell PEOPLE. The singer has been away from home often recording his next record in Las Vegas, one source says. "He's done his best to keep Tameka away," says the source. Another source told PEOPLE that Tameka has been focusing on keeping her family happy."
Electrifying conclusion: Guess the power of hatin' bitches all across the world proved unconquerable, haha!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Back From The Dead!

"T.E.C." is back by Anonymous request actually. I thought about it, and said, "Why the f-ck not?" David Carradine done killed himself doin' some real suspect sh-t. "Speidi" is wil' for the night out there. Lady Gaga has the music world captivated for reasons I can't understand. Jay-Z is back with a song I don't know how I feel about yet. There's a lot to talk about. Let's start concluding...

So David Carradine was found hanged to death in a Bangkok hotel. They cried suicide at first, but then remembered that they couldn't convince ANYONE with sense that white men go to Bangkok to do anything but engage in the most taboo of activities. And when it got out that his wrists and nuts and sh-t like that might've been bound together on some weird, possibly gay, Thailand-type sh-t, they decided not to try and play us. His famalams threatened to sue after finding out that some Thai publication released a pic of the hanging body. Turns out the pic was fake.

Electrifying conclusion: His publicist said that the death was definitely "accidental." I'm sure it was. Nigga aint intend on dying. He probably did a buncha strange sh-t and accidental died during said strange sh-t. He was famous, but not that famous anymore, and it's always funny how those types of stars become crazy famous after doing some dumb sh-t, you know? Remember, O.J. wasn't that famous anymore when he started murdering white couples. Phil Spector, Robert Blake, they weren't all that A-List at the time they started killing women, feel me? Now David will always be known for this instead of bad acting on "Kung Fu" and deliciously bad acting in "Kill Bill."

I love it when I get new batteries for my toothbrush and it's rip-roarin' again. Makes me feel like my mouth gets cleaner.

Where'd Lady Gaga come from? Her voice is ultra-annoying, though her songs are a bit catchy. The fact that she seems like a mega-slut is appealing, I guess. She has two Top 10 singles right now, "Poker Face" and "Love Game," while her former #1 "Just Dance" is still all over the airwaves. Plus her album is over 1 million copies, and in the top 5 after 8 months. Success and publicity-wise, she's certainly following in the footsteps of the person she most obviously is channeling - Madonna.

Electrifying conclusion: Gaga is a phenomenon of mediocrity. I actually think Katy Perry (who I have a secret crush on) is SO much better. A more interesting voice and slutty look than Lady. Doesn't it sound like either Britney (who's "If U Seek Amy" is better than anything by Lady Gaga) is imitating Gaga now, or Gaga is making the music she thinks Britney should be making?

I just might go see "Hangover." Just saw "Seven Pounds" - wow. Just saw "Righteous Kill" - ehh. Just heard Jay-Z's "D.O.A. (Death of Autotune)." First time I heard it was live, and I, for some dumb reason, though that was the actual recording. I thought it was amazing and risky. Then I heard the regular recording and lost much enthusiasm. It's good, not great. But like Swift and Cav said, it's more like an instructional piece. It's good stuff.

Spencer Pratt (I won't give his rap album any more light than this sentence right here) might be the smuggest person on earth right now. And Heidi may very well be the most annoying blond since, God rest her soul, Anna Nicole. What will their kid be like? But check it- they said they were "tortured" - literally - by NBC execs. TMZ reports, "We've learned Heidi was rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with a gastric ulcer after being held with hubby Spencer Pratt in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans. It was designed as punishment because they left the show. One cast member described their treatment this way: 'It's the same as Guantanamo Bay.'"

Electrifying Conclusion: C'mon now. Torture is watching this show for more than 30 seconds, know that all they would have to contribute to the good of mankind is a flash of Heidi's tits - wait, at least they're self aware. Heidi's scheduled to be nude in an upcoming issue of Playboy.

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