Friday, May 30, 2008

Too Hot To Handle, Too Cold To Hold...

Gotta love the Daily News. Their headline for the Bill Murray story read "Slimed!" Hilarious. So apparently, Bill Murray has been beatin' his wife, doin' mad drugs, and gettin' overseas pussy. This is what the News wrote:

The estranged wife of the "Ghost Busters" star wants a divorce - and she's dropping stunning allegations that he smacked her around, guzzled booze and disappeared overseas to sleep with other women. In her most damning charge, Jennifer Butler Murray, 42, claims the funnyman hit her in the face in November 2007 - then sneered that she was "lucky he didn't kill her."

The "adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior ... sexual addictions and frequent abandonment" got so bad that Butler Murray bolted from the couple's Rockland County home two years ago and moved with their four young sons to a South Carolina beach house, papers say.

Murray would "often" leave the state or country without telling his wife in order to have illicit "sexual liaisons," a complaint filed May 12 in South Carolina says.

The famously aloof actor, who doesn't have an agent or manager, shuns the Hollywood circuit.
And, apparently, his wife. Murray would "often" leave the state or country without telling his wife in order to have illicit "sexual liaisons," a complaint filed May 12 in South Carolina says.
Murray, 57, who still lives in Rockland County when not on location, was at his midtown office Thursday morning but did not return from lunch.

"Bill Murray is deeply saddened by the breakup of his marriage with Jennifer. He and his wife made loving parents, and they are committed to the best interests of their children," said his attorney, John McDougall. "He asks for the public's respect of his family's privacy at this time."

Electrifying conclusion: Gangsta how he doesn't have an agent or manager, right? None of this surprises anyone, I'm sure. To me, he's always looked like a cool, funny-ass dude who can get real cruel and sarcastic when high/drunk off of something. Like a middle-aged white version of K. Sprague (kidding somewhat!). Those guys are a ball as long as there are a buncha cats around who don't take things too seriously. And Bobby Brown's song "On Our Own" from "GhostBusters II" is a classic.

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