Inmate Floyd, Everybody Hates Kris, Mel Divorces Life

Floyd got himself 87 days in jail. Pretty much because he's a douche who likes to beat up on women (do a bit of google-search if you disagree and feel so inclined), has gotten away with it for a good while, and he went up against a woman judge who felt like he should practice "protecting himself at all times" from inmates.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/boxing/story/2011-12-21/floyd-mayweather-jail-time/52144742/1

Electrifying conclusion: Love to see Floyd fight. One of the best, one of my faves. Not a fan of his person though. I don't exalt someone because of talent. You wouldn't like him AT ALL if he was a guy you kinda knew and behaved how he does. This ain't about race and sports and society too much with him. He's a douche, a jerk. And you'd be concerned on many levels if you were around someone like that for a significant amount of time. I've been around such dudes. They don't care about anyone's physical well-being, they are petty and prone to humiliating others, they are a threat to females in a number of ways, and they have no remorse about any of it. Their douchery is self-recharging, each act enabling the next to be done with greater gusto. Don't look for reasons to idolize such characters due to them being uniquely skilled.

New Jersey Net Kris Humphries, who is somewhere in this pic stuffed in between Kim Kardashian's asscheeks, was booed mercilessly at a preseason game vs. the Knicks at MSG. He was also voted the Most Disliked Player in the NBA, surpassing Lebron James. http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/7379217/kris-humphries-most-disliked-nba-player-according-survey

Electrifying conclusion: First off, people booed LJ because he's attention-seeking, immature, soft and they'd rather he have a li'l more AI in him (although he's infinitely less bitch-made than Kobe in my opinion). They didn't boo KH for similar reasons, but then again that doesn't matter at all. Well, no, it kinda does. Although foul, the reasons I listed for booing LJ are generally accepted within the manly culture of sports. But as far as KH, it seems like he's being booed for reasons that would mark the booers guilty of bitchassness to a much greater degree than anything they are charging KH with. Because none of the reasons for booing him are acceptable coming from any self-professed sporting sort. I mean, was he booed as the villain in the marriage sham? Was he unlikable on the show? (Like anyone should give a DAMN about THAT.) Do the boos mean the fans side with Kim? I still don't get it. Because if the boos were that loud, they must have come from both genders. But let's say they didn't. If they came from women mostly, I have to say that those are some confused bitches because personally, I've NEVER met a chick who likes Kim K or cares about any bad luck that befalls her. (Then again, maybe the mob mentality revealed their true colors and showed how much support bitches really do have for her because she HAS made ten figures off of her ability to garner attention and NOTHING else.) But more than likely, the boos came from men as well, and well, that's not so acceptable, is it? I mean, you go to MSG to see STARLEMANDER (jump on that nickname for our new big three, it'll get going eventually) hold (front)court after a lockout, and you choose to expend energy jeering the doofy reality show refugee (instead of Jared Jeffries)? *shrugs* I guess if you pay for a seat, you can pass game time heckling the beer vendor if you want to. You'd just be a bigger loser than last (and this) year's Netropolitans for doing so. This is where I stand: Personally, I have no qualms with the way it all (the marriage, I mean) went down on his end. At first I thought he was a "suflan" (sucker for love ass nigga), but really, he's like 26, he was smashin' a chick many people wanna smash, probably raw doggy, and DIDN'T get her preggers. He got more face time than his double-double stats would ever get him, and he got to run around actin' up on tv. I don't have a problem with any of that. I just think his lack of experience got him caught up and in a li'l too deep, and once he realized what he committed to, who he committed to, and the level of commitment he agreed to, he skizzated. Since I doubt KK was in it for the love, I don't think anyone should begrudge him a thing. Moving on...

The divorce settlement is in, and Mel (Give the Jews Hell) Gibson is splitting half of close to a billion with his ex-wife Robyn. http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/45780078/ns/today-entertainment/#.TvXfNPKwXa8

Electrifying conclusion: I bet she's a lynx in bed dude. Chicks who spell Robyn with a y give me that impression. Anyway, I mean, like, whatever dude, part of me is like, "He keeps half a billy and severs ties. Whatever. If she was with him for 3 decades, I'm SURE she's put up w/a half-a-billion worth of shit from him since he was a "once-oh-so-desirable-action-star-turned all the way up through him being a

creepy-anti-semite-recluse-who-makes-long-films-in-long-dead-languages. I say fair deal." But then, part of me remembers his recent relationship issues and almost (aaaaalmooooost) feels sorry for him on some "Damn! He paid 400,000,000+ to go seed up the next fugly foreign chick and then get caught telling her that he hopes she gets raped by a pack of wild niggers?! (That was Mel, right, and not Dog the Bounty Hunter?) Shiiiit. Mel ain't having a good go at it in his later years." And then yet ANOTHER part of me is like, "Aston Kutcher is such a horrible actor; who did he buttfuck to stay A-list?...I think I'll make a grilled cheese sandwich at some point today."

By the way, after saying Jews are responsible for all the world's wars, he said "I am reaching out to the Jewish community. I know there will be many in that community who will want nothing to do with me, and that would be understandable. But I pray that that door is not forever closed." What the H dude? Where's the "I am reaching out to the nigga (and female) community. I know there will be many in that community who will want nothing to do with me, and that would be understandable. But I pray that that door is not forever closed?" Dude told Oksana, "You're an embarrassment to me. You look like a f--king pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of n---ers it will be your fault. I am going to come and burn the f--king house down...but you will blow me first." Niggas and women told me they want an apology too. And that if they make another "Lethal Weapon" Danny Glover gotta be the one doing all the fresh shit. Those are our demands.