Jared Fogle, the "Subway" dude who lost 245 lbs & gained a lucrative endorsement career, has been spotted looking like he gained a good amount of that weight back - subway-guy-falls-off-the-diet-wagon/
Electrifying conclusion: Makes perfect sense if you ask me, which you didn't, but should've. He dropped the weight so he could get laid (maybe for health reasons as well - maybe), but now that he's paid, he doesn't need to starve himself to get laid. He probably "eats fresh" quim at least once a week, because many chicks can't pass up the opportunity to bone a celebrity. I say, more power to the fat-faced f-ck. (Alliterative insults in the hooouuuuse, owww!)
Yo, the biggest audio recording debut in recent weeks wasn't 50 Cent or Rhianna, not even Susan Boyle's mega-selling album. It's the messages Tiger left in some 21 year-old tart's voicemail inbox.
Electrifying conclusion: "I'll wear you out," "When was the last time you got f-cked?" Wildin'. I know I'm probably not the first nigga to call him Niger Woods, but I feel like I am and the thought makes me proud. Yo, if he's worth a billy, and his wife gets 1/2 of a percent, that's still like $5 million! 0.5%! So if she gets 10% that means he was up in some $100 million p-ssy, no? I'm sayin', just trying to put it all in perspective.
How wack is the word "transgressions?" How much fun was taken outta the whole situation once Tiger fell on his sword?
"I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me..."
I like that sh-t man. Don't tell nobody though. Or do, whatever.
Serena Williams was fined $82,500 for her profane tirade at the U.S. Open, a record fine by far.
Electrifying conclusion: Covered in beautiful melanin, blessed with a godess' body, a killer smile, & unique determination, Serena is beyond fine.
Beyonce just topped all artists with 10 Grammy nominations, it was announced yesterday. She is competing with Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga in the most coveted categories (Album, Song, & Record of the Year).
Electrifying Conclusion: She won't win half of them, but damn, just to get that many nominations (hubby got 5 of his own, btw), I mean, despite the mounds of hate, pretenders, and (in my opinion) tacky songs, she gets larger every year. More (Star)power to her, I say. You gotta admit - the bitch is BAD.
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"Meanwhile, Tiger and his wife Elin have reworked their pre-nup agreement this week. Originally, Elin had to stay with Tiger for 10 years to get $20 million. Now reports say that window of time has closed to 2 years (which she’s already done) and she stands to get up to $300 mill."
now that gives falling on your sword a whole new meaning. who do i have to marry, pop a baby for, and catch cheating for that kind of pay off? ...yea i think $300mil is a good price to put on my emotional well-being.
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